Once in a while appears an article of clothing so atrociously anti-fashion that I’m compelled to comment. Say hello to “Forever Lazy”–essentially a Snuggie designed as a jumpsuit and marketed for women who have given up and men who are comfortable with their masculinity or oblivious to the stares and taunts of children just being honest.
Crocs were appalling in their plastic, unisex glory, yet the public embraced them as comfortable and quirky. Pajama Jeans, attempted to disguise yoga pants as stylish denim and it may have worked if we lived in an era where comfort was more important than the right label and looking thinner. As if there was ever such an era.
“Forever Lazy” is marketed via infomercial as the ideal choice for cold days because walking around in a fleece-y jumpsuit is certainly more preferable to layering yourself in sweaters and Uggs. In face, young and attractive people wear them to tailgate and show no shame walking around a sports stadium looking for a restroom. Oh, and getting out of the jumpsuit “when duty calls” is a breeze with strategically placed zippers, says the ads.
Unfortunately, they don’t come in black, red or gold because there just might have been a Niners fan willing to give up some dignity to sport the team colors. But should you see someone in a pink, blue or gray one, let me know and I’ll be willing to eat my friends’ Crocs for dinner.